Quotes from my child things

Some favorite words:

Hagencumber= Hamburger

Hanitizer= Hand sanitizer

Sonic Vigegar= Basalmic Vinegar

D age 4- “When I grow up, I’m going to have boobs and be a dad. Dad’s can’t have a baby but I’m still going to have boobs so I can feed the baby”

A age 6- *Making pretend pizza with the play food* “Mommy what kind of pizza do you want? Mushroom, Pepper, or Pepperoni? I made sure that none of the crusts have eggs in it.” (Because I’m allergic to eggs)